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Set:	Unhinged
Type:	Creature — Donkey Shaman
Rarity:	Common
Cost:	{4}{G}

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

We endeavour to have all orders picked and processed within 1 to 3 business days of receipt of the order. This time frame could be longer during peak seasons such as Black Friday or mid-December.

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