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Beware this may fly off the shelves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: Skyrat must be used over a black basecoat to see the shift effect. If used over white, it appears grey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Turbo Dork","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43535785492524,"sku":"TDK015731","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0267\/4435\/6908\/files\/TDK-Skyrat-038.webp?v=1718812141"},{"product_id":"turbo-dork-sugar-rush-039","title":"Turbo Dork: Sugar Rush (039)","description":"\u003cp\u003eAs sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSugar Rush shifts through shades of pale purple with a bit of orange on the edge. 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If used over white, it appears grey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Turbo Dork","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43535790571564,"sku":"TDK015847","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0267\/4435\/6908\/files\/TDK-Wavelength-040.webp?v=1718812430"},{"product_id":"turbo-dork-fahrenheit-041","title":"Turbo Dork: Fahrenheit (041)","description":"\u003cp\u003eQ: Do you know what the autoignition temperature of paper is?\u003cbr\u003eA:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e451° F\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFahrenheit is a vivid reddish-orange color that is reminiscent of the fire engine that Guy Montag may have ridden.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: For the most vibrant results, please use Fahrenheit over a similarly colored basecoat, such as orange. Fahrenheit may also be used over other basecoats such as white or black for different effects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Turbo Dork","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43535834841132,"sku":"TDK025335","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0267\/4435\/6908\/files\/TDK-Fahrenheit-041.webp?v=1718812792"},{"product_id":"turbo-dork-redrum-042","title":"Turbo Dork: Redrum (042)","description":"\u003cp\u003eRedrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet it? Blood red... ok I'll go now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: For the most vibrant results, please use Redrum over a similarly colored basecoat, such as red. Redrum may also be used over other basecoats such as white or black for different effects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Turbo Dork","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43535891660844,"sku":"TDK025656","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0267\/4435\/6908\/files\/TDK-Redrum-042.webp?v=1718812910"},{"product_id":"turbo-dork-spicy-meatball-043","title":"Turbo Dork: Spicy Meatball (043)","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt'll make your knees weak and your arms heavy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA meaty, warm red metallic. 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